craigs new perspective 1.1

so i totally endorse getting massages, though it was quite disturbing at first, the weirdness factor soon dissipated as time went on, i just had to keep thinking that this dude does this kind of thing all the time and he's not weirded out so i shouldn't be either. it was funny though, he kept talking in hushed tones that could be mistaken for sensual, there at ten thousand waves they really work hard to have a peaceful environment and i guess that was what the dude was up to. sarah and i had a blast, if we were rich or just liked to blow our cash we'd do it monthly.
i enjoy my job alot, it can be stressful at times, like when kids get sick and there are bad accidents but usually my day consists of babying a bunch of wusses that believe their flu is life threatening, or the drunks that require medical attention after downing two bottles of cheap walgreens brand listerine. some of you might think i'm being a little harsh, but its the real deal, a large percentage of our calls are bogus, people use 911 for some ridiculous reasons, some, that if i told you, you wouldn't even believe. sometimes i wonder what people would do without emergency services, would they just sit and wait for assistance or seek help on their own volition. if for nothing else i love meeting interesting people and hearing their interesting stories.
our kids are awesome, sev does all he can to make olivia cry and she still loves him back. they share an interesting dynamic, he looks up to her so much and mimics all she does and she's really protective of him when others try to boss him around and yet they're usually fighting and competing for our love. its quite fun.
so i grew a handle bar mustache recently just for kicks, and it was pretty rad. theres nothing like a hulk hogan look to make your wife think, "man, what kind of idiot did i marry?" i'll try to get a picture posted so everybody can enjoy a hearty laugh or quiet smirk. sarah was pretty adverse to the idea but the pure masculinity that i exuded from my upper lip and mouth shortly won her over; i was able to keep it about a week and a half before she started giving me ultimatums. anyway, keep up the good work dudes and don't forget to write, peace out.